I forgot i had this page. it still amazes me that i have over 2 views on here. maybe i can finally make it. Mom!

With a child's imagination and the body of a fifth grader, I always knew I'd end up here. Enveloped within a vast majority of doodlers and imagineers (sorry disney), I feel at home here on Newgrounds dot com, where I played my first porn game, learned a ton about george bush, and spent time in a bar with x ray specs.